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lemonlimejello:

algor—mortis:

me

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

pizzaandpixels:

High Voltage Tail!!! Can be found at the corner of Bay and Harbor.

vaspim2k13:

That poor creature just stops and thinks, “what the hell just happened?” Shattered every fiber of thought it must’ve had.

ohiosveryown:

projectpatta:

wow lil b was carved from a marble slab

how i enter the party every time

saltedlimp:

walk up in the club like waddup im finally invited to something

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roleykatsu:

Imagine if pencil auto corrected

rnedia:

these-demons-we-fight:

rnedia:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

…. you do realize this is a gif of a man riding a cracker through the mountains right?

do u even know what sex is

afuckinglesbian:

same

zombifymecaptain:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

luckily he had life alert