i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
High Voltage Tail!!! Can be found at the corner of Bay and Harbor.
That poor creature just stops and thinks, “what the hell just happened?” Shattered every fiber of thought it must’ve had.
wow lil b was carved from a marble slab
how i enter the party every time
walk up in the club like waddup im finally invited to something
Imagine if pencil auto corrected
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me
…. you do realize this is a gif of a man riding a cracker through the mountains right?
do u even know what sex is
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
luckily he had life alert